Lindsay Lioz's Cosmo Mag Follow Up

Lindsay Lioz, the Naughty partner of a new relationship blog called Naughty and Nice Advice, wanted to set a few things straight with that Cosmo article we discussed in our last episode, "Bachelors Reading Cosmo: How Men Fall in Love" (click on link to listen in).

Here's Lindsay's further advice for women:

1) On: Give him a job-- Better be careful how you "ask". Don't order! Don't be lazy; you know how to change a lightbulb. Make sure to say thank you. I recommend thank you sex.
2) On: Ask his opinion-- Men get mad when you don't take the given opinion. So be careful. They feel they're not talking for fun so you better take their advice.
3) On: Don his clothes--Button down workshirt, nothing underneath = gauranteed victory.
4) On: Blow him off--Don't pretend to be busy. Actually be busy--have a life!
5) On: Share fears--Don't pretend you're not baby marriage hungry if you are. You'd be wasting your time
6) On: Respect his privacy--If you feel the need to snoop, then he's prob up to no good, and you shouldn't be in the relationship
7) On: Let him see you primp--No on the makeup, YES on the moisturize!
8) On: Cook together--That's fine, but even better to cook for him. If you don't like to cook, just learn one meal he's crazy about and make it on occasion.

Visit Lindsay's blog Naughty and Nice Advice!

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Episode: "What Makes Men Fall In Love?" (5/22)

Show Title: Guys Analyzing Cosmo: What Makes Men Fall In Love?

Show Description: Ok, we couldn’t resist…we were bored and fidgety and…we stole a Cosmo mag from your bathroom stack. (What! Barbara Walters in a nightie on the cover? What the heck would you do?) Then we caught a glimpse of a little gem of an article called “What Makes Men Fall in Love?” At that point you called out from the living room, asking if we were all right, to which we sturdily replied, “Ah, yep! Just shaving my back! No worries!” And you bought that, so we read the whole exposé. We laughed, we cried, we pissed, we moaned, and – most importantly – we learned why you women read this filthy trash – it’s frickin’ stellar!! Now it’s our turn to dish. We, the loverboys of The Bachelor Pad, are gonna give you a live report on what’s on and what’s off about Cosmo’s “What Makes Men Fall in Love?”

Episode: "Vermancular for Dummies. And Women"

5/15/08 -SHOW TITLE: VerMancular for Dummies. And Women
(you can click on that link to download the podcast!)

Show Description: Woman: "I'm thinking about getting a movie – anything you want to watch, babe?" Man: "Uhhuhrrhhegh." Ladies, did you get that? Ah, but listen to your lovable lil Chewbaca say it again: "Uhhuhrrhhegh." You see, if you were really paying attention, then you would've noticed that this particular grunt has an intonation that says (poignantly), "Yes, darling, I would like a peanut butter sandwich with a dainty pile of sliced apples on the side if you don't mind. And yes, I agree, I would like to have sex right now, too." Still confused, Ms. User-of-Way-Too-Many-Words? Well then, it's time for you to slow your roll and listen up as Mat, Jason, The Biscuit, and The Apple-Bottom-Jeans-Lovin' Guillotine classify the intricate grunts and primal sounds that make up Manspeak.

Episode 6 / May 8th / How to Pick Up on a Woman

Lest you think "picking up on a woman" is a discussion reserved only for the mouth and mind of a caveman, let us remind you that behind every Project Everlasting love story is a first glance across the room, a beckoning smile, and an awkward salutation, such as: "I like your gym shorts. I like you."
And so it is with great curiosity that we love-seeking men search for secrets to approaching women in a style that makes both parties feel warm and cuddly in the long run. In today's episode, How to Pick Up On a Woman, we also introduce one of the nation's great dating coaches into The Pad, Katerine Scott, so that we can finally figure out how to talk to the cutie on the treadmill without getting blasted with the "I hate men and I hate you for making me remove my headphones" death stare. Listen in rightio here: EPISODE 5/8 PODCAST
You can visit Katherine and learn way more about love, dating, and how to pick up women (and men) at www.katherinscott.com